Monkeys Without Flamethrowers

A Monkey with a Plan

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Every day we as human beings are subjected to news of violence. If it’s not a mass shooting its some war caused by people who just can’t let others do their own thing. I have no problem with people doing whatever they want as long as that does not detrimentally affect what anyone else is doing. But why should we limit out concerns about what people are doing to just humanity.
Monkeys are people too and as people don’t they have the right to defend themselves? So why not let them protect themselves like we allow any other person to do. What I am promoting is the arming of our primate relatives for their own protection and our hopefully the mutual benefit of our societies. Because humanity is already enough of a threat to itself we might as well team up with another species before the dolphins get wise and sign a non-aggression pact with the squids.
We live in times where people do terrible things for seemingly no reason. So why not give a monkey a flamethrower? Especially if it is a tiny monkey (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_marmoset), they would be the most effective.
Now is the time and we must be on the correct side. They have a plan.

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