The Time is Meow

Yesterday this websites defenses were penetrated by a unknown assailant using my log in credentials. Since this sites creation there has been constant attacks attempting to gain access. All have failed until yesterday…. more

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July 27, 2016

Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack

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June 4, 2016

112 MPH Monkey

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May 5, 2016

To Throw a Stone

In my reading involving primates I came across articles about a chimpanzee named Santino. He lives in a zoo near Stockholm, Sweden. Each morning before people would arrive, he would calmly gather stones and put them in… more

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April 17, 2016

Trunk Monkey

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April 12, 2016

The Coconut Conspiracy

Do you drink coconut water or use coconut oil? If so that may have been end result of monkey slave labor. Currently it is believed that macaques are being trained and used in a form on interspecies slave labor in… more

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April 10, 2016

Worlds Largest Primates are on the Brink of Vanishing

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April 4, 2016

Monkey Jewelry

Can you see the disdain in that monkeys glare. Have you ever seen a monkey in more need of a flamethrower? This pygmy marmoset was purchase as a accessory for by a wealthy member of Chinese society and will soon regret… more

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April 2, 2016

Pyrokinetic Space Monkeys

The year is 1951 and the United Stated has already launched 5 monkeys into space and all of them perished on their amazing journey. The first to survive was Albert VI. Some may say that the reason for his… more

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February 29, 2016

US Weaponized Monkeys with Spearguns


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February 27, 2016