Worlds Largest Primates are on the Brink of Vanishing

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April 4, 2016

Monkey Jewelry

Can you see the disdain in that monkeys glare. Have you ever seen a monkey in more need of a flamethrower? This pygmy marmoset was purchase as a accessory for by a wealthy member of Chinese society and will soon regret… more

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April 2, 2016

Sign Language Primates

Ever since the 60s members of the human species have been trying to communicate with different types of primates. The first of which was a chimpanzee names Washoe who different research teams attempted to teach… more

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March 25, 2016

Russian Dolphin Partnership

Reports of dolphin attempts to politically align there species with powerful nations has now been confirmed by several media outlets. The Kremlin has officially made a request for 5 dolphins to train in… more

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March 11, 2016

Nations Zoos Unjustly Imprisoned Primates

In the United States a alarming number of primates are imprisoned without charges levied against them. They have been denied legal consul, have not been charged with any crime and left with no… more

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March 9, 2016

Vaping on the rise with Monkeys

Vaping which has become a popular alternative to cigarettes has been widely criticized for its appeal to minors. But now its appeal has expanded to include other species. Primates that were formally smokers have… more

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March 3, 2016

Cyborg Mind Control Monkeys Control Wheelchair

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March 3, 2016

Chinese Cyborg Hacker Monkeys

Reports of China developing neural networking technology and experimenting on Rhesus monkeys has shocked members of the scientific community. Accusations that this technology is being used to harness the… more

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March 2, 2016

Pyrokinetic Space Monkeys

The year is 1951 and the United Stated has already launched 5 monkeys into space and all of them perished on their amazing journey. The first to survive was Albert VI. Some may say that the reason for his… more

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February 29, 2016

US Weaponized Monkeys with Spearguns

 

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February 27, 2016